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Miss Madame tackles that f-ing beast.

Dear Groom’ed Readers,Of late, I have received a positive MOUNTAIN of mail concerning a variety of nasty topics that, one and all, fall under the same category. Without further ado, allow me to introduce (ta-da!) a new recurring segment :It’s Feminism’s Fault!your Lady Bible of strategies to BATTLE that repulsive three-headed vermin we know as the f-word (before it infiltrates a girl’s life without so much as a by-your-leave!)Get out your cosmetic wands, ladies—we’re about to work some magic!   Dear Miss Madame,My kids are fat. I know I shouldn’t say things like that about my own critters, but there’s just no other way to slice it. We may be living in France, but goodness knows the American appetite came with us when we moved. They’re part of a terrible, awful, horrible statistic, and there’s nothing I can do…

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